Documenting Idiocy

There's no escaping it. There are a worrying amount of idiots in the world.
The rise of reality television has put many of them on our screens increasing our awareness of their existence and alerting us to their seemingly endless supply.

A lot of idiots don't make it to television though; they ply their trade out in society amongst all of us. Many of them exist under the radar and can go unnoticed by the world at large for years until one day they're trying to bake a cake and saw their own arm off or they're trying to water their garden and they inadvertently kill a bus load of school children.
The idiot is a danger to themselves and others around them. We need to be made aware of these non televised idiots as they are potentially an even more dangerous breed (at least we can keep tabs on the televised ones plus in fairness they will have had to fill out some forms prior to appearing which suggests at least some brain activity on their part).

Calling someone an idiot doesn't really carry much weight these days. Most people use the term as a throwaway comment and as a result most people have probably been called an idiot themselves and perhaps rightly so, we've all said or done stupid things at some point in our lives.
Whether someone is actually an idiot or not can sometimes be a debatable point, if you yourself are a breed of super idiot that puts your dishes in the tumble dryer, eats mud all day and shoves cheese up your arse then from your perspective there will seem to be very few idiots in your life at all.

With all that in mind, this blog will be reserved for only the very finest idiots. The crème de la crème of the idiot world. Those who have shown themselves to be so jaw-droppingly stupid that the debate for whether they are indeed an idiot or not would only be started by someone who was also an idiot of equal or greater magnitude.

Think of it as premature Darwin awards for people that really should have removed themselves from the gene pool but sadly have not.